

This is how far down the rabbit hole I’ve gone: a dildo that looks like a realistic ear of corn? Sure, why not. You’re welcome.Ĭryptid fanatics and horror fans can enjoy the substantial loving of this Monster, Alien, or Murloc from WoW.

I came across this toy and I had to double-check and nope, they do not have this organ. I would also include this rooster dil here because roosters do not have a peen. Good on you, mythical beast lovers.įor fantasy nerds, you can get toy versions of a basilisk, unicorn, as well as several versions of dragon from flesh-toned to neon green and scaley–which, I’ll be honest, looks more like a grub than something I’d like to sit on. Interestingly enough, compared to real animal replicas, the mythical toys seem to be consistently made of quality silicone. There is a wide range of mythical creature dildos to be found on Amazon if you know where to look. (It also comes in a glow-in-the-dark version.) If you’ve ever watched your favorite fantasy movies and thought, “Man, I wish I could really ride that basilisk all the way to my bedroom,” you’re in luck. If that’s a bit much, there’s also Belladonna’s Magic Hand, an 11-inch realistic hand with the fingers more pointed for easier insertion. It offers 14 inches of insertable length. Keep in mind that this isn’t silicone so it can’t be sterilized and it’s not extra firm so it can be on the floppy side. It takes time to stretch and acclimate to something of this size so this makes for a good practice tool to work up to it over time. These toys are great if you’re interested in fisting but not ready to do it with a partner. It’s been brought up to me, regarding these toys, that the majority of us already have a hand, two even, but the angle of going solo is a real hassle.

There have been informative how-to articles for fisting on even Women’s Health Magazine and Cosmo. (That’s a little fisting pun for you right there.)įisting is a practice that seems like it would be on the margins but is, again, more common than you’d think. When using a search engine such as Google, Bing or Yahoo check the safe search settings where you can exclude adult content sites from your search results Īsk your internet service provider if they offer additional filters īe responsible, know what your children are doing online.I know plenty of good, averagely-kinky folks who are into fisting but that still doesn’t mitigate my initial creep-out factor when I see a this fisting toy that’s a cast of a human arm. Use family filters of your operating systems and/or browsers Other steps you can take to protect your children are: More information about the RTA Label and compatible services can be found here. Parental tools that are compatible with the RTA label will block access to this site. We use the "Restricted To Adults" (RTA) website label to better enable parental filtering. Protect your children from adult content and block access to this site by using parental controls. PARENTS, PLEASE BE ADVISED: If you are a parent, it is your responsibility to keep any age-restricted content from being displayed to your children or wards. Furthermore, you represent and warrant that you will not allow any minor access to this site or services. This website should only be accessed if you are at least 18 years old or of legal age to view such material in your local jurisdiction, whichever is greater. You are about to enter a website that contains explicit material (pornography).
